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    October 08

    Ooh

    Met a sexy german last night. Yeah baby. Here begins my mission in only pursuing people I fancy. I'm all asylum seekered out, y'see.
    December 08

    "The whole of society is a penis monologue!"

    Feeling very Christmassy and looking forward to being back in Plymouth tomorrow. Even though I'll spend the entire holiday either learning 9352054027283753482 Chinese characters, revising notes from lectures I haven't even attended, or working lovely 16 hour shifts to get my balance back up to zero. Oh, and at some point it'll be Christmas day but knowing me I'll probably revise all through it.
    So yeah, for Christmas I'm getting a popular MP3 player that begins with an i and ends with a d. Well, not a real £300 one obviously, just an ipod nano. My minidisc player has finally given up after 3 years' faithful service: may it rest in peace.
    Oh, and I'm FINALLY back in contact lenses. It's nice feeling presentable again, but I'm still going through a dry patch as far as dating etc. is concerned. My flatmate is rubbing it in by having very loud sex (I could hear every word: 'oh yes! oh yes!...do you want a drink?). I keep getting text messages from the, ahem, Kurdish community in Plymouth but I'm not THAT desperate. Don't they know asylum seekers are so 2004? Urgh, I've just put myself off my sandwich.
    So anyway, I've been Getting Involved a lot this past week, which is a bit late for the last week of term but it took me that long to realise that hanging out exclusively with the same clique just makes you needy towards them. I came across a bake sale in the student union that sold cookies saying c**t on them, and was so impressed that I signed up to help out with next year's production of the Vagina Monologues. The rest of the group seem a very interesting and diverse bunch, and they're all very friendly and positive. At a social the other night I heard one of them say 'but why would we need a "penis monologues"? The whole of society is a penis monologue!' and I realised I had found my feminist niche. Ooh yeah.
    Well that's all for now. Be happy, stay cool, win awards; and above all, keep the funk alive.
     
    September 06

    Rampant Rabbits and, erm, bible study

    Oh no, I've forgotten what I was going to write now.

    Anyway yesterday I made my first legal download (yes, I paid for it and everything!). I know it sounds a bit pointless when you can get it for free, but really I just wanted to take my new debit card out for a spin. Now that I can use it and everything.

    I also visited Ann Summer's today FOR THE FIRST TIME (it took me this long because I've lead a very sheltered life). I didn't buy anything nice though cause it was too expensive. Shame really.

    Yesterday I heard a lovely song on Radio One (I was listening to Zane Lowe cause I wanted to see if I'd won the Album Amnesty) and you have to hear it. Email me and I'll send it to you.

    What else? Oh yeah, I might be going to church tonight although I don't think there'll be anyone decent there so we'll see how it goes. But I guess as long as I can heckle the pastor for talking shit then it'll still be my version of a fun night out. (Male authority my arse!) David the Traitor isn't going to be there so it's all good. Or not, depending on my mood.

    Right, I'm off to burn a CD to listen to on the way to Leeds. Only 11 days to go!